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omegleshit:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: holla

Stranger: nam,e?

You: harry potter

Stranger: um okayy, so

Stranger: i hate you!!

Stranger: harry poter is EVIL!! o.O *puts cross up to defend self*

You: sorry, can you repeat your inane wapanese babbling again, ~baka chan~

You: i was busy beating off fucking vagina from nearly every which way

Stranger: exCUSE me??? -___- anata wa baka desu, not me.

You: you’re excused lol

You: to dumb it down for even the hollabacks of Norton Middle School’s Anime Fan Club, which you inevitably are an avid member of given the repeated use of weeaboo slang and Ash Katchum-y symbols, i’m up to my lightning scar in willing women

Stranger: im not stupid, i KNOW what u meant.. -_____-;;;;

You: i never insinuated stupidity, but merely assumed your naruto headband was too tight to produce logical thought

You: but anyway, this conversation can wait until you’ve finished blowing me

You: lord knows i have horcruxes to find and if you miss another inuyasha episode the world will feel the wrath of bulbasaur for the last time

Your conversational partner has disconnected.